Randy's Blog

When I was younger, in my twenties, I used to hang out with these dudes at my house and we would get hammered all the time. My one cracker jack friend would always be wearing his bling jewelry and thought he was the shiznit. We all thought he was a goober and told him he was trippin, but he didn't care he said y'all are just givin me smack because your hammered. One day we where at the liquor store watching the people go by like we always do and this guy walked by that looked real nappy, we said to him what's up dawg he looked at us all crappy and said not much homie. That is sick that guy has got to be at least fifty, shizzle my friend grunts, slangin has got to of been around for years. Hold your horses cuz, are you telling me that we weren't the first to come up with the words like fashizzle, noob and tubular. You schmuck, my friend says who do you think came up with "got beef", I did . Dude that saying has been around for years. Totally my other friend says you're such a fool. That's sweet bro you are the shiznit. I'm down with that my other friend says. Then all the sudden we turned and just then we seen the 5-O so we did the fake-bake as my friend turned to me and told me that he just did a shart. Don't be a hater gator he said to me like I was slippin. That's ill my other friend said as he faded by us.