When I was younger, in my twenties, I used to visit with my two friends at my house and we would drink a lot of beer all the time. My one friend Jeff would always be wearing his big gold jewelry and thought he was cool. We all thought he was a strange and told him he was not being real, but he didn't care he said you guys are just saying that because you have been drinking. One day we were at the liquor store watching the people go by like we always do and this guy walked by that looked kind of dirty, we said to him how are you doing today, he looked at us all strange and said not much bad guys. That is weird that guy has got to be at least fifty, wow my friend says, this way of talking has got to of been around for years. Are you kidding me Jeff, are you telling me that we weren't the first to come up with the words like wow, neat and cool. Randy, my friend says who do you think came up with "do you have any meat", I did. Jeff that saying has been around for years. Wow my other friend says you are really strange. That's nice John you are the smart. I know that my other friend says. Then all the sudden we turned and just then we seen the police so we did turned to run and all the sudden my friend turned to me and told me that he just did a fart that came out a little. Don't be a so weird I said to him. That's not right my other friend said as he ran by us.
When I was younger, in my twenties, I used to hang out with these dudes at my house and we would get hammered all the time. My one cracker jack friend would always be wearing his bling jewelry and thought he was the shiznit. We all thought he was a goober and told him he was trippin, but he didn't care he said y'all are just givin me smack because your hammered. One day we where at the liquor store watching the people go by like we always do and this guy walked by that looked real nappy, we said to him what's up dawg he looked at us all crappy and said not much homie. That is sick that guy has got to be at least fifty, shizzle my friend grunts, slangin has got to of been around for years. Hold your horses cuz, are you telling me that we weren't the first to come up with the words like fashizzle, noob and tubular. You schmuck, my friend says who do you think came up with "got beef", I did . Dude that saying has been around for years. Totally my other friend says you're such a fool. That's sweet bro you are the shiznit. I'm down with that my other friend says. Then all the sudden we turned and just then we seen the 5-O so we did the fake-bake as my friend turned to me and told me that he just did a shart. Don't be a hater gator he said to me like I was slippin. That's ill my other friend said as he faded by us.
National Fish Day June 1, 2010 is the start of a new National Holiday in America; it's called National Fish Day where everyone gets to fish all lakes and rivers for free on this one day of the year. There will be free fishing, free campsites at your local lakes and free boat launching to start off the beginning of National Fish Day. There is no particular reason for this new holiday other than people just deserve another day off to appreciate the outdoors. There will be a parade to start off the day with lots of carnival and game activities such as tossing a ping pong ball into a fish bowl to win a gold fish, fishing with a magnet to pull up a paper clip with a prize attached, ring toss and many others which will include a contest for the most fish caught and the biggest fish caught for the day. There will be giant fish, people fishing out of boats and many other floats in the parade. There will also be free fishing for all ages and free boat rides at all lakes. As a family we will be at the lake every year at this time pitching our tents and camping out all weekend. We will invite the neighbors and all our friends and have a fish fry as we celebrate National Fish Day in America. It will be a ton of fun as we love fishing and taking out the pontoon. We would enjoy all the fun activities that the lake has to offer with jet skiing and canoeing and at night time we will cook smores and sing songs around the camp fire as we enjoy the wonderful family time. It will be a time to remember and the start of a new tradition for our family and many others families to remember.
Well it's Wednesday and another day of school. Test today in my Business 101, hope I'm ready, I hate to take test. Had to write a paper for my English class and that was hard. I had to use other peoples words and their meanings of what their words meant and some of them were pretty ridiculous but I wrote something whether it makes sense will be up to the teacher. The sun is peaking out today so maybe it will start warming up this week. I am so tired of the cold. I am ready for some shorts wearing weather where the kids can play outside, walks in the park and riding bicycles. I can't wait for the weather to get warm enough so we can start going fishing. We love to fish, the kids and I. Well I better go get ready for school now, man I hate test.
Well it's Monday and back to school for another week. It was a pretty good weekend although we didn't do much this weekend it was beautiful outside. Maybe the cold bitterness of winter is gone as we enjoyed sunshine all weekend, can't wait for some warmer weather. Well Jake, our son, had a friend from school sleep over and he had a great time. My friend Rick just got back from doing a year in Afghanistan and I can't wait to catch up with him after he gets some family time as I know his wife and kids have missed him dearly. He's only here for a month or so before he goes back to work over there as a civilian for awhile at a contract job. It's bad when you can go overseas and work for more money than you can make here. The economy is still so bad here. Hopefully we will come out of this bad economy soon as I know many of people are just struggling to get by and make ends meet. Well I am off to school to better my education so I too may find a more stability job as my job also was effected by the poor economy were in.
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